Apsara is Cambodian for...

The Temple Bar in Siem Reap offers ordinary food served cold, poor service and a fun and free traditional dance demonstration. We headed straight out here to have dinner and watch the show after arriving in Siem Reap today.

After a hair of the dog, of course. That tarantula wine packs a punch. So do the three gin and tonics two beers and three margaritas (woops). As usual, I blame Dave.

Photos: Apsara dancers at the Temple Bar

The dancing was loads of fun but not completely professional. One of the male dancers kept whacking one of the female dancers during the dance. After shooting him a number of dirty looks, she finally started retaliating and, by the end of the performance, they were outright attacking each other during the dance. It was, without a doubt, completely hilarious. But obviously amateur.