Friday, November 18, 2011

Little Red Dave Does the Bookcase...

...while I go to Bali again. What can I say? He's both been there and done that and he's more of an action bear. I, however, am going all luxury all the way as you can see from the photo of my wonderful room at the Saren Indah hotel behind the Monkey Forest.



Yes, that's my towels fashioned into swans and forming a love heart with my name written on a leaf in the middle.

Friday, September 23, 2011

Amazing poem

I will not dance to your war drum.
I will not lend my soul nor my bones to your war drum.
I will not dance to that beating.
I know that beat.
It is lifeless.
I know intimately that skin you are hitting.
It was alive once, hunted, stolen, stretched.
I will not dance to your drummed up war.
I will not pop, spin, break for you.
I will not hate for you or even hate you.
I will not kill for you.
Especially I will not die for you.
I will not mourn the dead with murder nor suicide.
I will not side with you or dance to bombs because everyone is dancing.
Everyone can be wrong.
Life is a right, not collateral or casual.
I will not forget where I come from.
I will craft my own drum.
Gather my beloved near, and our chanting will be dancing.
Our humming will be drumming.
I will not be played.
I will not lend my name nor my rhythm to your beat.
I will dance and resist and dance and persist and dance.
This heartbeat is louder than death.
Your war drum ain't louder than this breath

"What I Will": Suheir Hammad

Saturday, June 4, 2011

Little Red Dave does podcasts

Actually, that title is a lie. LRD can’t stand podcasts on account of their lack of beautiful people, wanton violence and sex.

I, however, love podcasts and am constantly looking for good ones on a variety of topics but particularly science, history, books and music. So, here’s my list of my favourite podcasts. I’ve tried to categorise them but they’re not ranked in any way.

Science and Scepticism
Radiolab
Arguably the best podcast in the world today, Radiolab combines science, innovative music and sound, and a delight in the wonder of the world to produce thoughtful and enjoyable radio programmes that are thankfully made available free of charge to those of us who can’t tune in to WNYC. Winner of the Best Produced podcast award in the 2010 PodCast Awards.
Science Weekly
My favourite podcast, this science programme is part of a great suite of podcasts from the Guardian. Alok Jha and the gang make science accessible, interesting and fun. While sceptics can be a little snarky, this podcast is about celebrating the true wonder of the world we live in.
Skeptic’s Guide to the Universe
One of the most popular sceptical podcasts available today, the Skeptic’s Guide to the Universe has been running since 2005. More grounded in science than other sceptical podcasts, it’s also informative, lively and often funny. The sceptics involved can sometimes be a bit supercilious but not enough to detract from the programme overall. Winner of the Best Science podcast award in the 2010 PodCast Awards.


Astronomy
(Why does it have its own heading apart from science? Umm, ‘cause! It’s my blog, babe, I can do what I want)
ABC’s StarStuff
Starstuff is a long running program on the ABC’s NewsRadio presented by Stuart Gary. It is the only regular program on astronomy and space on the ABC. This is a standard radio programme but a very enjoyable one and one of the few podcasts that talks about the night sky I see when I look up.
Astronomy Cast
Two people chatting about physics and cosmology? It’s surprisingly-interesting. Hosted by Fraser Cain (Universe Today) and Dr. Pamela L. Gay (SIUE), this show is notable for its easy-to-grasp explanations of complex topics.


Books
Guardian Books Podcast
Another great podcast from the Guardian, this one is devoted to a love of books. Just don’t have the Book Depository open when you’re listening. You may find yourself with a bedside table so stacked with books you won’t have any time to listen to podcasts.
World Book Club
Great podcast from the BBC World Service where the world’s best and most popular authors front up to a live audience and answer erudite questions in an erudite way.

History
12 Byzantine Rulers: The History of The Byzantine Empire
Lars Brownworth’s first history podcasting series that was later turned into a book. Lars Brownworth is well-informed but also passionate about his subject and he argues his premise very effectively.
A History of the World in 100 Objects
Brilliant podcast, book and website from the British Museum where the history of 100 specially-selected items from the museum’s collection is outlined in a clear and interesting way to help chart human history.
Binge Thinking History
As an amateur historian, Tony Cocks leaves some professional ones for dust with his thoroughness and enthusiasm. Binge Thinking History concentrates mostly on English history but, since Cocks can manage to make the history of the British Navy fascinating, that’s no real deterrence.


Comedy
Thrilling Adventure Hour
I downloaded a few episodes of this based on an internet recommendation (it has Nathan Fillion in it! I had to at least try it) and was almost totally convinced that I would hate it. I do not enjoy listening to comedy and it’s described as ‘A staged production in the style of old-time radio’. Boy, was I wrong. It’s hilarious and gets me through long plane trips.

Music
NPR: All songs considered
According to the website, All Songs Considered is a great place to discover new music that doesn't get a lot of airplay anywhere else. It features roundtable discussions about new music, reviews, live concerts, artist interviews, guest DJ appearances and more. Pretty much sums it up.
PRI’s The World Global Hit
A podcast containing just the global hit aspect of the PRI’s radio programme ‘The World’. Brilliant for those who love global music and like a small slice of life from some of the world’s most interesting and talented people.
Triple J Unearthed
Triple J radio station doesn’t produce podcasts per se so much as make available radio programming through iTunes for download. Triple J Unearthed is by far the best source for new Australia music, particularly as all songs on the programme are able to be downloaded free of charge from the Unearthed website. If you love new Australian music, this is your best source.

Not easily categorised
Geek’s Guide to the Galaxy
Books, games, movies, science and a gloriously-geeky enjoyment of popular culture. I love this podcast. Be warned though: listening to it may result in the zombie apocalypse. Have a shotgun and tinned food to hand.

Being reviewed
This list is of new promising podcasts that I can’t list as a recommendation yet because I haven’t listened to enough posts. Stay tuned.
The History of Rome
Winner of the Best Education podcast award in the 2010 PodCast Awards, this is on my ‘to-do’ list but looks great.
Religions of the Ancient Mediterranean
I’ve only listened to a few episodes but so far this podcast by Phil Harland is brilliant. Phil has a PhD in Religious Studies and the kind of academic rigour required for this is shown here. May make my ‘best’ list soon if the quality continues.

Sunday, April 24, 2011

It's not lazing, it's a hiatus for my mental health

It's a gorgeous day today. Hot and bright and clear. I went for my early morning swim and then relaxed on the balcony having a cup of tea or two. Then I wandered up to the restaurant for my breakfast of eggs, fruit and tea and am sitting here blogging with another cup of tea... or three. I'm officially relaxed and, as this is my last day, I've decided to do, well, very little.

I might take the shuttle up to the palace a little later and take some photos. Maybe a facial? An afternoon swim. And then to dinner somewhere nice before packing my bags and winging my way home. I paid for the room for tonight and I'm glad I did as it means I can just relax and take my time, before going to the airport around 8:30 tonight.

Bye bye Bali. You've been great. New job next week and now I think I'm mentally prepared for it.

Photo: Little Red Dave relaxing outside my room in Agung Raka

Photo: Little Red Dave relaxing by the pool at Agung Raka

Saturday, April 23, 2011

No, I've never read Eat Drink Pray Love... and I never will

What a turgid piece of writing. The locals, you'll notice, never mention it. Tourists won't shut up about it.

Today was another good day as I took a shuttle in the morning up to Bumi Bali Cooking School. Bumi Bali is apparently the cooking school for Australians, which is ironic because I just chose it from walking past it in Monkey Forest Road on my first day. When my driver this morning found that out, he laughed all the way there.

What can I say? Great day. For 230,000 I got a Bumi Bali apron, a cook book, and so much food and drink I could barely walk afterward. The day started with a trip to the market to shop for ingredients and then back to the school for a foray into everyday Balinese cuisine.

We cooked, with help from Ketut, fried vegetables, sweet tempeh, chicken curry, sate, and spicy tuna. We also got black rice pudding with coconut cream and a local rice wine punch. All washed down with a Bintang. And all we paid for extra was the beer. Great day.

I walked slowly back to the hotel afterward, stopping only for a foot and leg massage and then went for a late afternoon swim and am about to settle in for an early night. I definitely wasn't interested in dinner after that feast.

Friday, April 22, 2011

Monkey gods and golden bows

Rama and Laksamana, attended by their servants and the monkey generals Sugriwa and Hanuman march their monkey army to Alengka to attach and destroy Rahwana.

Why? I have no idea but that was the general plot. Rahwana makes Sita (Rama's husband) believe Rama has been destroyed and Trijata has to stop her from killing herself. Who's Trijata? I'm not sure but then I don't know who Meganada is either (apart from Rahwana's son) and he's the main bad guy using sorcery to trap the monkey army. Then the mighty bird Garuda (isn't that an airline?) comes to help Rama. Battles ensue and Rama wins. I think. He's the good guy isn't he?

So, I couldn't entirely follow the plot but the dancing was excellent and only cost 80,000. Dances are performed in several places every night in Ubud and are well worth it.

Kecak Ubud Kaja
The Death of Kumbakarna: An episode from the Ramayana epics
Performed by Krama Desa Ubud Kaja



Temples and sarongs

The morning dawned overcast and slightly muggy. It had rained the night before and the moisture was still hugging the land like some light throw rug.

I got up and went for an early-morning swim and then cranked up the ancient jug so it would slowly boil water while I had a hot shower. Then I sat on my verandah and had a cup of tea while the sun rose. I wandered up for breakfast about 8am and had my Nasi Goreng, fruit juice and tea.

Feeling more comfortable and relaxed, I was regretting booking a tour. I had been recommended a taxi driver from a friend of mine but had tried to ring him and only got his answering machine. I'd left a message but it was in English so who knows how successful I'd been.

When I'd booked the tour the day before, the man hadn't spoken any English so I had no idea what would show up (or if it would show up at all). I had a nightmare scenario of an air-conditioned coach with 30 people in it so I was pleasantly surprised when a 4WD drove up with only four other tourists in it.

We took off first to the Goa Gajah (the Elephant Cave Temple) where we bought a sarong. Covering the legs is necessary to enter all the temples for both women and men and, even though Goa Gajah had sarongs to borrow, I decided to buy a lovely batik one for 100,000 so I'd have one for all the temples we were going to.

There's a long stone stairway down to Goa Gajah through what I can only describe as lush rainforest. At the bottom, there was a temple where I stopped for a moment to take stock of this quiet and extraordinary place. The history of Goa Gajah is somewhat of a mystery. Guide books, websites and locals contradict each other but as far as I can gather, the cave was re-discovered in 1928 and is thought to date back to the 11th century.


Photo: View of Goa Gajah from the top of the hill


Photo: Grounds of Goa Gajah
Photo: Grounds of Goa Gajah

The cave itself is small and contains statues of Ganesha and Vishna. Built around it are the temple buildings and a sacred bathing pool.


Photo: Elephant cave entrance

There are more temples and shrines scattered throughout the forest but while we were down there the skies opened up and we got a monsoonal downpour that soaked us to the skin. I sheltered in the main temple for a while and then scooted back up the stairs and into our car.

The rain continued to pour through our second stop was Tempak Siring (The Holly Spring Temple), probably my most enjoyable stop in the tour because there were a large contingent of worshippers there bathing in the main pool and giving offerings to the Gods.


Photo: Supplicants waiting to bathe in the sacred water

Photo: Bathing in the sacred waters

Photo: Bathing in the sacred waters

There's something more powerful about seeing the vibrant chaotic activity of religion in a place rather than lonely empty buildings devoid of life. I could have stayed here a longer time as I enjoyed simply watching the supplicants.


Photo: Making an offering at Holly Springs

After the Holly Spring Temple, we visited the coffee plantation where we toured the grounds and did a tasting. They did have lovely tea and coffee, including the colloquial "poo poo coffee" that is made by gathering the coffee grounds from the excrement of a Luwark (Asian Palm Civet).


It was still raining as we drove through the mountains and, unfortunately, it meant that our view of Mount Batur and Lake Batur was mostly a view of clouds with a few small rice paddies visible through the haze. Lunch was next though and we went to Bukit Jambul for a lovely buffet lunch and a fantastic view of agricultural rice paddies.



And finally, Besakih! The largest temple in Bali, also full of supplicants today, and an attractive Hindu temple. Not as enjoyable as Holly Spring but still very worthwhile and there were some lovely views from the top.




I will say, however, that Besakih was full of far more touts, local 'guides' and, most annoyingly, so-called temple keepers who offer to take you into the central area (reserved for worshippers) for a donation. I turned them all down and recommend other people do too. Our driver told us that there were "no good people" at Besakih. I'm inclined to agree.

Of course, compared to the hassle of India, this was nothing. In fact, I'd go so far as to describe Bali as being a lot like India but with sane people. It's India-lite in many ways and I found the relaxed prosperity of the locals far easier to deal with than their mad Indian counterparts.

After Besakih, we went to Klungkung to see the Old Court Justice of the Klungkun Kingdom and then drove back to Ubud for cocktails and some tapas. Then I and a Danish tourist named Jacob went to see the dancing. And I'll tell you all about that in my next post.


Photo: Klungkung

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Dirty Ducks

Duck is a significant part of Ubud cuisine and the most famous dish is it's 'dirty duck' (bebek bengil) or crispy duck. The Dirty Duck Diner (Bebek Bengil) is the place to eat this dish and so it was on my 'to do' list for this trip. I headed up there tonight as it's just up the road from my hotel and seemed appropriate for my first real meal in Bali.


Photo: Bebek Bengil in the late afternoon

I had no real expectations of the meal as I hadn't been to a restaurant in Bali before. As such, I was unprepared for just how picturesque the actual restaurant was. The restaurant looks small from the road but goes back from the front an entire block and consists of a large manicured garden with small bungalows and tables dotted throughout the Tiki-torch lit grounds.


Photo: Bebek Bengil's courtyard pond and the
bungalow seating for the restaurant behind it

I stupidly ordered an entree that turned out to be similar to salt and pepper squid (I don't really like fried food) and so didn't eat that much of it to the waitress' horror (she demanded to know why). But the crispy duck was moist and delicious and served with a series of spicy accompanients. All in all, a great first meal out.


Monkeys and massages

The Balinese long-tailed macaque is much like any other monkey. The alpha males are tyrants, the babies adorable, the young children mischievous scamps and the females the glue that holds the society together. Much like us, actually. And they love bananas. They really really love bananas.

Agung Raka Bungalows is about a kilometre from Ubud centre and from the Monkey Forest. It has bungalows and a few standard rooms overlooking rice paddies and a beautifully-integrated swimming pool. It will be a very relaxing place to be. Assuming I ever manage to relax.



Agung Raka also offer hourly shuttles to Ubub town centre. I showed up on time for the 10am shuttle but it had already left. So they drove me to the Monkey Forest anyway.

The Monkey Forest! What can I say about the Monkey Forest? It's a forest with monkeys in it. Lots of monkeys. Not big monkeys; the long-tailed macaque is a relatively-small primate. But if you've ever had a large male mug you for bananas, you'd know that size, as they say, does not matter.


Photo: The sedate posture shows this is not a large male macaque


Photo: Monkeys in the Monkey Forest

Entry is 20,000 and the bananas cost me 15,000 from a local store. I spent at least an hour photographing the monkeys and walking around the temple at the top of the hill. It was a wonderful experience and, as I walked out of the forest and down Monkey Forest Road into Ubud to have a mango lassi,  I realised that in that hour I'd finally acclimatised from from 'stressed out public servant' to traveller.

Photo: More Monkey Forest

Photo: See no evil, speak no evil, hear no evil


Photos: Monkeys outside the temple in the Monkey Forest

Photo: Temple in the Monkey Forest
Photo: Childcare in the Monkey Forest


I walked through Ubud's streets and its main market for another two hours, simply looking at all the arts and crafts, weaving and carving, bought a fake Longines in Ubud market, and arrived back at the hotel approppriately exhausted and acclimatised. I wasn't hungry for lunch so I went for a swim and then arranged for a three-hour massage in the gardens by the pool.

Then I went to the famous Bebek Bengil (Dirty Duck Diner) for dinner. But that is another story.

Dazed and confused in Denpasar: part 2

Did the cab driver rip me off? It's hard to say. Negotiating fares on your first day in a new country is always difficult and the little booth at the airport where you're supposed to pay a set price was empty. I don't really care. The sun is coming up as we drive through the streets thronged with an oddly-restrained form of Asia. Hindu architecture, honking horns, motorbikes, the odd Muslim headscarf. But comparative prosperity. No overt signs of poverty. Dirt but no filth. Not like Bangkok or Cairo or Delhi.

I arrive at the Agung Raka Bungalows just after 7:30am and check in. They let me have my room, for which I'm grateful. I put my bags away and have Nasi Goreng for breakfast in their restaurant. Then I sit on the wooden furniture on my private balcony and feel the stress of the last few weeks writhing around inside me like some parasite. Suddenly, between the stress and the lack of sleep it all just seems to hard. Bartering and a difficult language and culture and currency and I'm so wired I can barely sit down for ten minutes together. So I decide to go for a walk. A long walk.

I buy some water, I book a tour, I remember that in Asia walking is apparently a crime. And then I arrange for the hotel to drop me at the Monkey Forest. And that's when my trip really began.

Dazed and confused in Denpasar: part 1

Finish up my job at work rolling in waves of stress like the ocean after a tropical downpour. Pack my bags. Try to sleep. Fail. Drive to airport. Arrive early. As usual. Darwin has a new long-term carpark. Or rather a new interim long-term carpark. How did that happen in one week? Check in. Wait in airport in that strange adrenalin high you get when you have to be awake past midnight. Have a coffee even though it's 2:30am. Go through customs. Buy duty free. A friend wants Port Royal tobacco and I stand in queue for an age smelling it through the soft package. Board the plane and wait through all the usual rigmarole until we're finally airborne to Bali. Just me and half the population of Darwin. The other half is going to Malaysia or Fiji. Try desperately not to sleep through the two and half hour trip because I know that if I do, sleep is the little killer that makes the other end a daze. I fail.

And here I am at 6am; dazed and confused in Denpasar.

Saturday, April 16, 2011

Dave does Darwin to death

So, it's heading into the dry in my last year in Darwin (again... no, really, I will be leaving this time, absolutely). And LRD is gearing up for the best year ever. We've already rocked it in SOCSPO, seen the dragonflies come out to signal the dry, and we're about to head off to Bali for the Easter/Anzac Day long weekend.

This year, I'm determined that I won't sprain my ankle or take on full-time study. I'm just going to relax and enjoy being in the tropics.

XOXO
LRD

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

LRD does Triple J

It's Triple J Hottest 100 day (known to some as Australia Day). I'm just back from SOCSPO and am having a few vinos and ... ok, doing laundy and cleaning the house but I did just come back from leave... listening to the awesome countdown.

Twitter's been the place to be this year with each song being tweeted as soon as it's played on the radio (gone are the days of "what was that song again?"). Check out their website here.

Personally, I find a lot of the best Aussie songs are earlier in the countdown so was glad I caught the tail end first. Lots of Bliss n Eso (best hip hop outfit EVER), Gypsy and the Cat, Arcade Fire, and Art vs Science. The latter made the top ten with the rather bizarre "Magic Fountain". Special mention also to Evil Eddie for the fantastic "Queensland".

For the record:
100 - Neutron Star Collision by Muse
50 - One Life Stand by Hot Chip
25 - Eyes Wide Open by Gotye
20 - Sunday Best by Washington
10 - Somebody To Love Me by Mark Ronson feat. Boy George
5 - Fall At Your Feet by Boy & Bear

Yes, that's right. The top 5 song is a f**king remake. That's just terrible. It's not even a good version of the song. What the hell is the world coming to?

3, 2, 1... *drum roll*

Number one song is... Big Jet Plane by Angus And Julia Stone

And it beat out Rock It by Little Red to do it

Happy 100 day everyone...

PS - What's with the "Barbara Streisand" song?

Sunday, January 16, 2011

It's a mountain. Let's cycle down it.

So, I'll be honest. When I first booked to go to SOCSPO in beautiful Hobart, I thought "downhill cycling on Mount Wellington, sounds like fun". And then I remembered that I'm the type of person who thinks an exciting thing to do on Sunday morning is drink tea in bed. And then I got up on Sunday morning and it was the most perfect, most amazing day ever seen.

Hobart in summer is often cold and rainy but this was stunning - sunny, 32 degrees, little wind. How could I not... careen headlong down a 1271 metre mountain?

Was definitely not fit enough for this but loved it anyway. Here's some piccies of beautiful Mount Wellington...



Photo: Hobart and surrounds from the summit of Mount Wellington


Saturday, January 15, 2011

Freycinet today

Great day today. First day of SOCSPO (at least for me). Official opening ceremony is tomorrow but today I went to Freycinet. Beautiful weather - perfect weather! We stopped at the town of Ross on the way up - lovely historical place - and then kept going through Oyster Bay (not the NZ one with the good vino!) to Freycinet.
Photo: Historical town of Ross


The national park is just beautiful and we stopped at Freycinet winery on the way back and had some vino. Lovely cold weather grapes and a good day overall.




Photo: Freycinet national park

Friday, January 14, 2011

SOCSPO... here we go...

SOCSPO is the social and sporting carnival held every three years for staff, family and friends of the Australian Bureau of Statistics and Statistics New Zealand. Hobart will be the venue for the 2011 carnival, which will be held from 16 to 22 January 2011.

And here I go...